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I Eat My Pants
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CBA of Master
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Chemistry of a WomanWoman - A Chemical Analysis

ELEMENT:?Woman SYMBOL:?WO2 DISCOVERER:?Adam ATOMIC MASS:?Accepted at 55 kg but been known to vary from 40 to 240 kg. OCCURRENCE:?Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

Surface usually covered with a painted film.
Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
Melts if given special treatment.
Bitter if incorrectly used.
Found in various states ranging from virgin to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. &nbs Chemistry of a Woman
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Grammer made EasyGrammer Made Easy In 23 Steps

Avoid alliteration. Always.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
Employ the vernacular.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
Contractions aren't necessary
Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
One should never generalize.
Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
Comparisons are as bad as cliches. &n Grammer made Easy
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Island

Sun Dec 24, 2006, 6:07 PM

Mood: Wow!
Listening to: Rob Zombie
Eating: cold pizza
Drinking: Cocaine

I absolutly love Island, last night we went for dinner and then went to my house for some romantic wine drinking. I know what everyone is thinking, " Did he say he had romantic wine drinking?" Yeah, that's me alright, the wine drinker, although mix it in with some pasta and you will most certainly have a good night...

I'm also updating that a new deviation will be created very shortly. i have some kinks to work out first but in a few days.

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Devious Info

Current Residence: The gates of hell
Interests: Anime, chicken poppers, moo-lah
Favourite movie: I can never decide on these things....
Favourite band or musician: The calming music of heavy metal....rock on
Favourite genre of music: DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS I CAN'T ANSWER!!
MP3 player of choice: my pod, ipod
Shell of choice: bomb shell
Wallpaper of choice: hentai
Skin of choice: a womans perferabaly
Favourite game: Hide and seek....
Favourite gaming platform: The one where I'm sole King of my turf
Favourite cartoon character: Hobbes
Personal Quote: Always say your prayers at night, because it might turn out that there is a God.
Tools of the Trade: Hat, bandana, belt, and spear

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~wolfgirl1296

Jan 7, 2007, 3:26:48 PM

Wow I have been reading your stories and they send shivers down my spine at every story... wow..

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My bleeding wrist makes me feel better as tears roll down my cheeks.

~w0otx2

Oct 24, 2006, 10:48:55 AM

Ehy man. What's up? How've you been these days?

~MasterofUniverse

Oct 24, 2006, 12:31:26 PM

Nothing much. Trying to find a new girlfriend I guess.

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Dark allys are not safe for you...
I'd beware...

~w0otx2

Oct 24, 2006, 1:24:32 PM

Are you trying to get together with a girl you like? Or are you looking for a girl to like..

~MasterofUniverse

Oct 25, 2006, 12:40:21 PM

A bit of both. Just when I think there is someone for me I find a quality I can't stand.

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Dark allys are not safe for you...
I'd beware...

~oukio

Sep 23, 2006, 5:06:38 PM

Ooow Man Were Beast Dance!!!

Me and you!!!
Rock on!!!

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Don't forget the dream who keep you alive...
Be what you are...
And...
Learn to have fun!

~oukio

Sep 20, 2006, 1:06:38 PM

Hey my sexy beast!!!

I just wanted to say a little Yo! And say then your are relly a beast of dance like me!!!

See you soon my brother!

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Don't forget the dream who keep you alive...
Be what you are...
And...
Learn to have fun!

~Janicot

Sep 18, 2006, 7:24:42 AM

thanks a lot for your interest and favourite

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Chi sa di essere profondo, si sforza di esser chiaro. Chi vuole apparire profondo alla folla, si sforza di esser oscuro. Infatti la folla ritiene profondo tutto quel di cui non riesce a vedere il fondo